Bullshit Three-Ringed Circus Sideshow of Freaks

Step Right Up!
Step Right Up!
See the human in a can!
Too gross to see,
Half-Woman, Half-Man!
See it mad,
See it sad,
See it scream,
See it's skin, green!

Clowns running around
The man on stilts that fell down,
The lions roar at the crowd
While it's tamer just sits there.

Come see the man
With the extremely enlarged hand
And the woman with two heads
That stare at each other
And shout curse words
At the human in a can
That's half-woman, half-man,
At the clowns,
At the man on stilts that fell down,
At the lions that roar at the crowd,
At the tamer that just sits there,
At the man with the extremely enlarged hand,
And at each other.